
headlights before electricity was discovered

I still have and treasure this single piece of hate mail from 2002 that I got during the infamous Gamefaqs Greatest Character Poll Drama after I said Sephiroth was dumb
I😱CANT😱BELIEVE😱SPYRO😱IS😱FINALLY😱IN😱SMASH
agent: this is area 51, where the aliens live
me: cool
agent: and over there is area 69, where the aliens… uh…
me: what
agent: ….
me: what do they do there